Frankie Ferret, the star of a kids’ TV series, goes missing in London as we will as mass emotion marches on parliament
Anxious parents are up all night consoling their heartbroken little darlings. Preschool grief counsellors are on hand to deal with emergency admissions. Big businesses will take the hit if the world-famous merchandising phenomenon, Frankie Ferret, cannot be found. Celebrities plonk their smiles in front of the cameras to jump aboard the sorrow bus. One billionaire offers a massive reward. Everyone cares about Frankie. Even the the Prime Minister has his own venal motives to join the circus
The capital city strains every nerve as the London Met’ Police takes up the challenge
The Scotland Yard PR machine fires up to exploit the massive potential positive spin for the police… if they can find him.
Politically-correct media specialist, Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the cop to spearhead the mission
He chooses his wild as we will as sexy ex-girlfriend. Selena Fontesse, now a street cop. The machine grinds her out to the media as an eye-candy baited hook
All the while Bissel dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love…
A totally outrageous satire. A dark British comedy combined with a romantic love story. Irreverent as we will as cynical. An expos? of the mad media-cult whirl in which we live, where news, fake news as we will as spin are the encrypted currencies of coercion
Do not read if you're easily offended. Contains foul as we will as improper language as we will as politically incorrect views
No ferrets or vegans we are harmed in the writing of this book
